Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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