im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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