yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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