On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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