is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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