Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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