Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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