We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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