i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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