So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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