woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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