i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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