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i already hear my dad disowning me
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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