Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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