I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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