Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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