I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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