have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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