"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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