Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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