I wannas sexs uuuuu
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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