Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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