just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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