i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she peed on how many people?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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