Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize