do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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