So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize