My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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