D3 body, D1 cock
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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