Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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