Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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