im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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