Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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