It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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