hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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