Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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