I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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