Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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