The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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