the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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