I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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