I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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