Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Fuck appropriateness.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i think i just lost a toe
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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