If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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