there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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