the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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