I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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