shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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