We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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