the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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