I'm going to jail i love you
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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