her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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