I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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