I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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