There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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