i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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